I saw this ad yesterday in Harper's Bazaar or something, and my immediate thought was "AWESOME".

If she's had tons of plastic surgery, why wouldn't she get her neck waddle done, too? Cuz that's the first think I'm taking care of then I get up there. Neck waddle and bags under my eyes - I mean when they're much much worse than they already are now.

@labeled: As much as it pains me, I thought she was Michael Jackson, too. Poor little Velvet Brown. It's come to this...

@scullymurphy: Especially considering Zooey is a MUCH better singer.

Thanks. I needed a reason to feel good about my hometown again.

@pantsless economist: Amen, sister.

@morninggloria: I've always liked "Malibu Kristie".

@Annabellie: @morninggloria: What about satin breeches and a powdered wig? And those heels they wore during the Victoria era?

She has a very "wait'll they get a load of me" expression going on.

Well, one of them is sober. The same one looks awfully pissed.

@lurkystars: And restaurants that charge you extra to split a meal with another person. Assholes.

@LaFemme: I've been to restaurants where they offer 1/2 portions, but they only take $1 or so off the price. I don't understand that. Well, yes, I do, but it annoys me.

@tetragami: Killjoy.

@badmutha: I like VIOLA! better as an exclamation.

The moving hair in the box sequence really freaked me out. I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks. That was worse than tribbles.

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: Celebrities get EVERYTHING! I only got to be 19 for one stinking year. Beyonce' got to be 19 for a COUPLE years! It's just not fair.

Everything but the shoes. For some reason I like the shoes.

@Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.: Perhaps. But now that song that goes: "May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose..." keeps running through my head...

Beyonce's shadow looks like a superhero. Sasha Fierce, is that you?

@legallynonblonde is counting down to January 20th: Hmmm. I like "the mister". Placing it permanently in my vernacular.