I know a lot of therapists. They HATE that show.

“reboot bad things, not good things” totally makes me think of the reboot of Battlestar Galactica. Reboot was everything.

I wish Pro-Choice advocates would go low more. It always seems like they’re going high. People standing on street corners wearing coat hangers and holding pamphlets and pictures of dead women. I remember reading about women from Simon Fraser University driving across Canada with a pink casket filled with coat hangers.…

Skins made me wonder, “Where is Bristol?” and “Are all the teens there like that?”

If Adam Sandler still has a carrier, that Lawrence’s should be able to go on after a few bumps.

“This is the best scenario and everyone involved did their job. Sometimes a victim doesn’t get the sentence they want and that’s unfortunate, but we have to look at greater community safety as well.”

Youtube if you’re brave. There’s a few where pairs have split the other’s face open when they spin too close.

I can’t stop looking at them. And they can’t seem to stop looking at me. Are they stealing my soul? Have they stolen my soul?

This is what equality look like. New Zealand will be just fine. That baby will be just fine.

I also thought it was a pretty big jump to attempted murder. The girl had been turned off for years. She had lived. Her mother went a little overboard and... Sara beats her nearly to death? There have been parents who have done much worse and their kid still shows up to thanksgiving dinner every year of adulthood.

Yes, to the heavenly wonder that is eggnog.

Can’t this all just stop? Like stop cutting animals up to make them look how a human wants them to look. Stop putting whales in tanks. Stop having dolphins pull tourists around. Can humans just stop being jackasses to basically everything? Animals... Each other...

Why did you do this? I was having a bad day, and now it’s worse because I miss Obama so much. Damn you.

To be fair, they always look like they would smell amazing. I smell like baby barf and stall bread.

But... but... if his work disappears and thus his access to female comics, how is he going to be able to masturbate? Buy himself a trench coat and a Metrocard?

I don’t quite understand why Jezebel is/was catching hell for pursuing a lead long before anybody else was willing to touch it?

It’s everywhere. It’s putting little girls in ballet flats or flip flops that don’t stay on their feet, so they get the message to slow down/don’t run. It’s my mom telling me an formal outfit isn’t finished without heels. Movies are just echoing all this socialization shit.

This reminds me of the Kramer vs Kramer story that came out about the slap.

Oh, sure, now that they might really catch shit for it? It’s like, “Oh, wait... We can’t get away with pretending like we don’t know that we regularly hire a sexual predictor anymore? Blacklist ASAP!!”

She should have take that dog shit and left it in the makeup trailer. But then again Blake Lively is classier than me.