I’m going to read Anna Karenina, War & Peace and watch some Bolshoi Ballet. Maybe I can be considered for some sort of cultural position.

So, are we taking bets on what happens next? I’m in a particularly bad and pessimistic mood today, so I’ve got $30 that says this will ultimately change nothing and we have four years of Orange Is The Color Of Rage And Despair to look forward to.

I wonder if any of it would have mattered. Like you stated at the end of the article, Trump did literally every single thing wrong that is normally required for a traditional campaign to be successful and still won.

God, it’s stressful to watch...she’s spastic. He played that off well.

On Sunday, whether it is needed or not.

I’ve read through most of the comments and nobody has brought up sex?! Sex normally occurs at night — not always, but usually. Who wants to explore/smell their partner’s intimate places at the end of a day of sweating and oozing?

Neither!

At night! I have a major thing about bringing the dirt I’ve picked up throughout the day into my bed, especially during the summer, when I get sweaty throughout the day. Even when its too cold to get into the shower on nights I don’t wash my hair, I still rub down my legs and feet, since they probably pick up the most…

“Honey, it’s Snoop’s show: please let’s not make it all about you.”

“When I think of you, I retouch myself.”

Sarah Palin never actually said “I can see Russia from my house”. That was Tina Fey impersonating her on SNL.

I once read that Demi met, and seduced 16 years younger Ashton Kutcher by sidling up to where he was seated at a party and doing a sexy, solo dance – in full view of all the guests – for his delectation. I dunno, for some reason, that impressed me. That kind of commitment to the art of seduction takes real balls. (Or…

Sarah should remember that Alaska was once part of the Russian Empire, and, once all the payment formalities are completed, will be again

And meanwhile, China just called Trump a big child after his little rant the other day. Trump is going to put us in a trade war with China. I hope he chokes on whatever payoff Putin has given him, because this will tank our economy in another 2 years.

There is a man named Alexandre Dugin whose policies have been followed to the letter by the Russian government. And they are succeeding at all of them. The next step in this grand strategy is instigating a trade war between China and the US, to allow Russia to gain global preeminence.

Karen Walker FTW!

“No, she didn’t dump me. Are you kidding? I totally dumped her first!”

At this point, I’m not sure I believe this. It feels a bit like an attempt to save face.

Women weren’t even allowed to own their own credit cards as late as the 1980s. So yeah, we’re definitely still in the realm of being perceived as “attachments” of our significant others rather than as independent human beings.

That Adams quote reminds me of something that happened late in my marriage. I forget what nasty thing he’d said to me but I said, “You know, I don’t think you think about me half as much as I think about you.” I wasn’t normally given to dramatic statements but there had been a lot of stuff pointing in this direction.