In college I frequented a local coffee shop, and there was this guy who I saw semi-regularly. In the summer he ALWAYS wore khaki shorts, and he always sat legs positioned perfectly to get a glimpse of his balls. The first time I was like poor dude has no idea we are all seeing his wrinkly junk. Second time I got…

I’m a shit snorkler, but I’ve seen things...

I only clicked on this post to say exactly this. Mr. Hamm deserves privacy, he’s been very clear on this previously, and being shot by a paparazzo doesn’t mean he’s flaunting anything. Whether or not he has solid foundational garments on, this post is unacceptable. It’s a double standard for Jezebel. If Deadspin went…

he was seated per-pen-dick-ular to you. FIFY.

A kid in my daughter’s high school was known for his giant equipment and was sitting next to her in a similar fashion last spring, dong resting on his thigh, khakis straining to contain the monstrous organ. She looked at it and hissed, “Jesus, rearrange that RIGHT NOW!!” Mortified, he complied with her directive.

So the real takeaway here is “Try not to fuck more than 75% of the male population at a time”, right? Unless my math is fuzzy. Ladybrains, y’know.

I’m in my 40s and thinking of getting the shot. My gyn tested me and I’m negative, and she conceded that there aren’t a lot of data on older women, so why shouldn’t I get the shot (other than the out of pocket expense, and that I am skeptical that I will ever meet anyone again...)

“45 percent of all men aged up to 60 had some sort of HPV strain and 25 percent had one of the strains that can cause cancer. Close to 40 percent of women had any type of HPV and 20 percent had a cancer-causing strain”

As with the PepsiCo ad, this was produced internally at Beiersdorf. When this happens, the people who would ordinarily say “wtf?” are then in the position of having to tell their boss that they are a damn fool. Nobody wants to do that, and in these situations, it’s the top person whose head will roll. Often, this is…

Nobody in this room saw a problem

I think a lot of guys don’t realize how some managers respond to an “uppity” woman vs a “determined” man who are asking for the same thing.

I spent a minute thinking “I know I feel like I’m going to see that on someone...but who?” and it came to me: my Zumba instructors. Every time I see a pic of an item of clothing that seems contrived or functionless and giggle at it, I end up seeing it on one of them.

There are some fashion trends that try so hard they tend to cancel out their own effectiveness.

My aunt once ended up with panties that were only a waistband, after doing her nails while wearing nylon panties and spilling acetone polish remover all over herself. (Come to think of it, I guess the leg bands were still intact as well.)

Naked tits

She IS an immigrant. From a country with a history of atrocious war crimes. Care to try again?

She was born in Slovenia. She is foreign. She may have come over here illegally. It’s not lying to say that she wasn’t born here. It’s theoretical and may be fact that she broke immigration laws to work in this country. And it’s a bit mean-spirited but may be true to suggest that her son is an anchor baby.

It’s not a cheap shot when it was rumored for years that she was brought in illegally with Trumps sketchy modeling agency. The one where a bunch of Eastern European women were brought over illegally and all living in a basement. These rumors should have been investigated further during the election, tbh.

Really, Harmeet? If I heard a rumor she was a lesbian but had an affair with her male business partner then covered it up to hide her corruption scandal, would that kind of rumor be off limits? Too late to play the FLOTUS is off limits game now, assholes.

Get elected by the long form immigration status conspiracy, get hoisted by the long form immigration status conspiracy. Glass mansions getcha every time