That’s what she said, but I think she was angling for a tip.

I’d rather do it in the shower than drink wine anyway.

All this coverage yet no allusion to Sue Ellen Mischke? Somebody somewhere must have, but are we slipping as a commentariat...

Who said she is under any obligation to protect any dicks? I’m not here for that straw man.

I was thinking about this too. What do you want me to do about it? If my brother/cousin etc is a grown ass man, what can I do? It’s not like I can yell at him. I’d feel so uncomfortable being forced to see his dickpics and be made responsible for his behavior. This would even mortify his mother and what does that…

Wait- what?

Julie Delpy has somehow gotten this far in life without ever having seen, heard of or met a black woman. Are we unicorns? Do we not exist? We’re apparently just myth.

Aw, I think that girl is replying to you now, about your joke! Maybe she will date you too!

Its bad grammer as well. Your not good at this.

The word “alarm” always triggers this music video for me:

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

never let it be said I don’t severely heart all the Kardshians, but the wedgie thing strikes me as an affectation to show how small her waist is that she just cant control her pants falling down.

Who knew Kylie was a fan of Pootie Tang

Yours wasn’t at all sexy.

Also, apparently either the world’s fattest finger or the world’s skinniest penis.