It’s coming....

Bentleys...I believe many of us should get Bentleys...or maybe G6s.

Next year the tree will be dipped in faux-gold, covered with these ornaments and limited edition replicas will be for sale on whitetrumphouse.com. 

And then sell it on TV the next day.

Hilary Clinton of all people has the nerve to tell a young woman:

In Ukraine, breast milks you!

Moody Bible Institute - do they study the “Moody” Bible, (never heard of that) or do they study the regular bible but in a sullen and gloomy way?

For some reason I can’t star you, but calls and grandsons reminds me of this:

Korova milkbar, a drink called moloko plus, drugs in the milk, but since it’s milk minors can go there. Alex the main protagonist says:

I’d kick him into bed... and then kick it into third gear. rrrrmmmmm!!!!

Your list was perfect. I try for a minimum daily jerk, LOL.

I was scrolling through to see when jerking off would get mentioned. Glad someone else thought it rated as number 1. : 0

I knew it had to be here somewhere. Scrolling and scrolling, then finally, I found your post. Perfect, thanks!

Now that I think about it. I should have been more naked in my 20s

Look at his picture, he’s using air quotes when he refers to “Kathy.” I’m sure there’s no need to worry about “Kathy” or any “woman” fucking this.

Atoms, bogus arguments, you smash ‘em all! Thanks for providing your real life perspective and thanks for your service.

Using a phrase like “ dollars to dounuts” proves your point about the population- you must spend a lot of time around old people!

The house has a face, it looks like Sponge Bob. (or Conan O’Brien)

Or as we refer to him now - Bobby ‘Ring’ Finger.

Maybe the parents were making a video, “Oh, look...there’s a baby in the safe! LOL LOL!” in hopes that it went viral and they would make tons and tons of internet bucks without having to work.