Awww...Corduroy! So adorable.

Your mom is a doll! Hope you inherited.

Wow, you're right. Just awful.

You knew me when I was a little girl, Diane Keaton. Have you forgotten me?

MoutonDuvernet may be right, the sticky feeling could be the original finish degrading.

Well then, I think you know where to start keeping your wallet and phone!

Sherri Shepherd " knows"

And here's an unretouched image of Jezebel.

"Sherly, are you sure? ......"

Multiple pre-cancerous lesions taught me to love Blue Lizard. (And I never even tanned, just goin' about my business and spending time at Rockaway Beach) At least we're protected now.

Or just get some Blue Lizard sunscreen in the smart bottle that changes color when exposed to UV rays. I know about products like this because I am descended from Morlocks.

Yes, flexible partitions - I have always wanted these so as to avoid the inevitable "King of the armrest" duel. Plus, under most circumstances, I hate touching and being touched by, strangers.

You summed it up perfectly, thanks!

Nothing is getting in that mouth. Absolutely nothing.

Dead eyes indeed. Neither of them has the ability to "smize."

Thank god. Sounds like you found a good dentist on the second try. My daughter fell and chipped a front tooth when we were out of state, she was about 9. I took her to a local dentist that day and he bonded the broken tooth. No root canal, no crown, no follow up visits. He just fixed it and told us to come back if…

Good for you. Did the next dentist think the teeth needed to be pulled?

I like your post. If I was on Facebook I would friend you and give your post a 'like'. In lieu of that here is a western emoticon depicting a wink and a smirk: ; ' . PS - we just got a wonderful, new, baby that we put in a wonderful, new, baby seat in our wonderful, new, car. I'll post the pictures later. I'm…

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