I ordered your book, can't wait to read it. Thanks!

They didn't deserve you. I think you'll find a place where you fit in better and are appreciated. Thanks for the link to the sweater.

Yes, TCM is great.

I love your sweaters, especially the Cat. I feel for you that you need a job, but...you may have dodged a bullet by not getting one at that place.

Ooo, from scratch! Add some liqueur or rum maybe?

What, some Italian Cake Council? Nah, let's just say I'm a friend of 'tone.'

My holiday gift to you:

I love that movie, Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson together, great!

She's "Fiercestive."

WTF? Fergie needs to stop, she's starting to veer into Jocelyn Wildenstein territory.

Yes, in the original Willis played the child's father, and it was a girl.

Dick picks are a test. He's looking to get laid* and then move on. If you continue to talk to him after he sends the picture he thinks he's got a chance.

She might not be 'real' but she's got more pole than Petty.

Ha ha, me too. I got teased about 'cause it was kind of hippie-ish.

80s and 90s - Byzance by Rochas. Y, Opium and Champagne by Yves St Laurent and YSL, which smells nothing like the current fragrance. Obsession by Calvin Klein. Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beene was a great everyday fragrance for either sex.

Mmmmm, and sometimes* some Baileys.

Very cool indeed, and cool that you realize "what a giant...[you were]...in the presence of." Also, sounds like your Mom had a great job, too.

This it truly the only reason I don't still do coke. I don't want to be that pathetic old fart in an emergency room somewhere complaining of chest pain. There's no good outcome to that scenario. Either you are having cocaine induced chest pain and anxiety or you are having a cocaine induced heart attack.

There really is no substitute for completely agitated panties.

I've had to do this in a pinch. What I did was wrap the tp around the crotch of the panty. Start with the beginning of the paper outside the panty then wrap in the opposite direction, covering the starting flap and ending with a small flap of paper folded over the outside edge of the panty. This keeps the damn thing…