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The Dow went down by 500 today in response to the steel and aluminum tariffs.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

Oh great, now I’m hungry AND aroused. You’re no help at all.

Pea crabs are delicious. Shrimp are basically big ocean bugs. Oysters are sea snot. Don’t think about it, just enjoy the salty goodness.

Hi, I’m in CDA. I just moved from WA side so now I can’t vote in Lisa Brown and vote out CMR. BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE SPOKE AT THE MLK rally and parade this year when she was not only booed off the stage like last year but the following speaker ripped into her hippocracy. In 2017 the follower speaker said, that’s not a

A private school here in Florida ran a fundraiser the weekend after the shooting where the raffle was an AR-15....

What the actual fuck.

It’s always nice to see that Amal’s husband is still out and about. (Seriously, she is amazing and he is lucky to be married to her.)

Connie Chung and Maury Povich donated too 🤗

I’ve had variable luck with Holiday Inn Express. It seems like various locations change their pet friendly status, but when they are pet friendly, they allow cats. Last time I had to do this (last November), I used La Quinta. Interstate moves with cats are greaaaat...

Yeah, I’m often told by people that they prefer dogs over cats because they find litter boxes gross. Like, more gross than having to bag up dog poop in the rain? I’ll never understand.

I have to appreciate the irony that the animal that actively cleans itself and chooses to crap in scented gravel is the one less likely to be accepted.

Dog training is hard and it takes a lot of work and you can really piss people off if you live in the city and don’t have the time to do it well. This is the reason I don’t have a dog yet, though I want one terribly. It’s also the reason that so many dog owners infuriate me. Like, you think I don’t want to go down to

I have a dog and I support each and every one of your rules. That is all

This is a perfectly acceptable list of demands. What kind of assholes have you been encountering who object to this list?

I absolutely want to fight about this. While I’m not anti-dog, per se, I am anti many dog owners. I don’t own any dogs, don’t plan to ever own dogs and think it’s not too much to ask four things of dog owners:

You know what I hate? The fact that “pet friendly” is usually code for “dog friendly only, no other pets”. Notably for hotels. Thank goodness its been years since I’ve had to travel such distances with a cat that required a hotel stay, but it does happen (especially for moves) and most of the time when a hotel says

And also most these places as far as I’m aware still have shit policies when it comes to childcare yet now everyone and their mum can bring pets in.

Let’s not pretend that Amazon and other companies are allowing people to bring their dogs into work because they care about employee happiness. They are doing it because employees will work longer hours if they don’t have to go home to take care of their dogs.