lurkeyloo
lurkeyloo
lurkeyloo

Have you tried posting The Internet Forum of Lost Fiction? http://www.ibdof.com/ It’s helped me find books when I only remember the plot.

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM

I love BonLook. I have these in black..

OMG. Are you and I the same person? I’ve never seen the two of us in a room together, so we must be!

Readers from bonlook.com, in bed with two cats and a dog, legs on a wedge pillow wearing an old Powells bookstore tshirt. That’s me, is there anything sexier? I doubt it.

it’s the best, mine keeps my feet warm in the winter. like, she can be a real asshole but she earns her snuggle keep.

Wedged between cats on a hair-covered sofa? Lying in bed with said cats smashing their heads against my book and demanding pets?

You don’t think that this:

You know how there’s a kid in high school that draws a cartoon of Bugs Bunny suckling from the teet of a cow, and the cow has a dollar sign on it, and then the kid is like, “MY ART IS SOCIAL COMMENTARY!”

That’s basically Banksy. It’s very surface level social commentary that feels more like the graffiti equivalent of a

Nah, the world would be much better with them in jail, preservation of the peace, and a working democracy.

Nope. I don’t care who the President is...I’m not going to joke or suggest someone kill him. Because the environment’s already hostile enough we don’t need idiots like that guy who shot up the ballfield thinking that’s the way to go and fucking the rest of us over.

Is it at this point that we have to point out that somebody doesn’t have to do it?

But he’d need an earpiece to remember what to say or do, so...

Hey, if somebody’s got to do it, we could do worse than Johnny Depp. As far as I can tell, his career is mostly over, and his kids are already teenagers. If he’s willing to do the time....

Apparently not even the first time he lied about recordings

Sure, but he also has a really long history of lying, especially when he threatens people. But you’re right that with Donald, nothing seems too stupid to be true.

Although I suspect everyone assumed Donald was lying about the tapes.

It’s all relative