Honestly this is so fucking iconic, this is one of my very fav looks she’s ever had. Cannot believe this lady looks so fucking elegant in sparkle.

From your lips to Mattel’s ears. I would buy the shit out of Michelle Obama Barbies.

Yaaaasss. She glows in metallics!:

Yep, it and employs basically the same logic that led the Afrikaaner church to create Apartheid. If you’re claiming that earthly success is a sign of God’s favor, the implied message is also that if you’re poor, you’re on the G-man’s shit list. And if you’re on His holy shit list, why should any of us care about…

Melania seems to favor European designers though, and there’s no indication she’ll change course. Michelle mostly wore American designers, and  generally deviations were for state functions where the designer was from the country being visited/honored/etc. Even then Michelle often went with American designers with…

Of course she’s a scam artist; why else would Trump be attracted to her (well, I guess she does look a little like Ivanka so there’s that, too.) But you know what, as evil as she is, good for her! Her flock deserve to be ripped off! These people that go to these mega-churches, especially to the “prosperity gospel”…

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.

And Sasha and Malia Skipper dolls, complete with Bo and Sunny as accessories (my favorite barbies always came with pets)

But she’s staying in New York. I think you mean the real FLEOTUS, Ivanka.

Donald never laughs and Melania rarely smiles. That said, the one thing she could really do as First Lady, which would be within her life experience as a model, would be to wear and promote as many American designers as possible. And that doesn’t include Ivanka’s clothing, which is made offshore.

This was my favorite look from Michelle. The hair. Everything:

Yeah, last week I learned there are people who don’t consider Slavs “white”.

But remember y’all, Melania will finally bring class and style white skin* back into the white house.

I strongly feel the need for a Michelle Obama Barbie with all her iconic gowns.

But remember y’all, Melania will finally bring class and style back into the white house.

Oh, Clover. They are going to do just fine with that semi-sentient clothes horse Melania. Don’t you worry ‘bout a thang. Oh, they’ll moan and they’ll whine for a few months, but after they figure out that she barely talks and they can hang clothes on her like a little matryoshka doll they’ll get used to it.

Tom and Lorenzo are doing a Flotus Fashion retrospective today.

I’m guessing it’s more of a nanny, since they called them a “household employee”.

The rule goes by how much you pay the person. It’s about $2000 annually. The college kid who watches your toddler when you go to the movies on Friday night typically doesn’t make that much, so people who hire those babysitters don’t worry about it.

Under $1500 in pay per quarter (three months) and you don’t have to worry about it. Did you ever pay your babysitter anything close to that?