Best part was at least his comment was slightly humorous but still very short and simple. Your overly drawn out, not at all funny rant took way too much work to not even be funny at all... Who won here... :P

You know you’re on Jalopnik, right?

I’m not an American, and don’t live in America. So no butt hurt here. I just like to laugh at you since you are now the worlds joke!

In the last two weeks (beginning Dec 3rd) the timeline is... Trump calls Taiwan > China issues a formal complaint > Trump says we aren’t bound by the one china policy on Fox News > China warns this risks peace > China steals a sub. That is a fourteen day turnaround, and they literally warned us about this pissing them…

Difficult to have a finger on the trigger inappropriately, when one has no fingers...

Perhaps, just perhaps. Two incidents 15 years apart may have different causes.

I appreciate their trigger discipline.

If it was concerned it wouldn’t have chosen china.

Now only if they ask for Trump as ransom.

In fact, I would be much less likely to eat a sub sandwich if there were a human inside.

hey man, an unmanned sub sandwich is fair game.

Send in the seals!

Are we sure the robo-sub wasn’t defecting? Was it was concerned about the future of robosexual rights under the next president?

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.

If you recall, Bill Clinton spelled out a specific plan to remove himself and his family from the foundation to avoid conflicts of interest. Trump has done nothing similar.

Here is a required disclaimer to ensure my point is taken seriously and not dismissed as the ravings of some misguided Trump supporter: I voted for Hillary. I was not and am not terribly fond of her, but she was the objectively more qualified candidate and a demonstrably better human being. I don’t vote for…

I remember watching this and being like “OOPS?!” That he just got to say “OOPS!” was like mind-blowing.

I’m not gay, I’m bisexual. And I’m not a vegan — I’m a pescetarian. Have a nice night!

I’m also not sure why this is manifesting itself nearly 10 years later like this. I get this is an accumulation of things, but they said the exact same thing when he got drunk and barged up on stage to steal Taylor Swift’s mic.