I like to think that if I had eleventy billion dollars and wanted cookies, I wouldn’t eat cookies made out of prepackaged dough.

Trump and Hubbard? No, just no.

I’m so sorry for the loss of your friend’s mind. Rip.

It’s like Hubbard was trying to see just how big he could make this BS just to see how many people would fall for it.

Have you read Going Clear? The movie is good, but it’s basically just Cliff’s Notes, the book has all the dirt.

I lost my virginity to a Sigma Chi who was the human version of a white leather couch. I was very young and very dumb, but I smartened up a few weeks later and dumped him in front of all his frat brothers at a huge party. It was an amazing moment in my life and I don’t regret it for a second.

It’s a matter of time before she gets own “Celebrity Divorce Lawyer” tv show.

String theory and the Red Dot Phenomenon.

I think he’s there because he’s an undercover reporter who’s never had a real relationship before and is sent to write an expose on high school students but ends up falling in love with a teacher.

Maybe he’s studying string theory.

Bubba’s report: “Acquisition of nuclear technology found nonviable. In no way are string, catnip, or stuffed mousies involved. Ancillary involvement of lasers may have some appeal.”

Bubba does his best homework whilst pooping because he has a tough time thinking outside the box...

yes how strange seeing as cats are harbingers of both abortions and rape.
As the great Alanis Morrisette once said...isn’t it ironic?


......dontcha think?

You are a truth teller.

You assume that our international organization hasn’t already infiltrated schools around the globe? Which is a correct assumption, we totally haven’t done anything like that at all.

Cats are sociopaths, too. He’ll fit right in.

When Bubba graduates do you think I could hire him as my assistant? There's lots of stuff of my desk for him to knock over

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

Sure, blame the bugs for the smell. How convenient.