2 words: Wonder Woman

@mumin: They take one crashed UFO, measure the parts and see what they're made of and copy them. Except they don't know how to operate the cloaking device.

Henry Ford would be proud

@warezIbanez: what's radio?

You know that movie 100 first dates where she forgets everything she did the previous day... yeah hire her.

GREATEST VIDEO EVER!!!!

@StuckBetweenStations: No they can still nag you.. and nag you.. and nag you...

@William Jones: Oh please. I don't want to post my Resume but I'm an expert on GUIs and I have Windows 7 installed both at home and at work. I have XP Mode running as well on both. I have XP still on my laptop. I've been using all versions of Windows since the early 90s. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. …

@aziatiq: quick someone link that big boobed girl bouncing up and down selling that snack food.

M$ still doesn't get GUIs. Their GUI designs have been going down hill for years now. XP had a great GUI. Vista horrible, worse than horrible. Windows 7 is almost as bad as Vista's.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: I made this awesome Battleship that would kick everyone's ass.

The G force from the acceleration would kill you though.

"Yes, we realize it doesn't technically make sense that an obstetrician/gynecologist would spend all his time looking at sperm. That's the wonder and the mystery of science for you."

I think Apple is beginning to realize they are Big Brother/Party and Gizmodo is Wiston Smith and they're starting to lash out in denial that they've become the very thing they hated.

If it wasn't for the military science would be screwed.

@RamV10: Street value is $1000 max for any laptop.

$1,000 street value. Maybe get $1mil total but it'll take forever to find enough buyers. So $1mil divided by 10 (let's assume there's 3 other people involved we don't know about) is $100k each.

@lubemupski: I was expecting to see this picture in comments. I'm glad I was not disappointed.

@GuyWithDogs: The blue shift is the spirit of the dead aliens inhabiting our bodies. The red shift is our true color. Everyone is red colored but the aliens who inhabit our bodies turn them various other colors.

@Decad3nce: He could use the endorsement money.