Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

it’s called “feathered.” I did that in middle school in the 80's. I’m not proud of that. 

Adding "your mom" to those is funny.

Do you think Rovell and Chris Cilizza are friends?

close comments, we’re done here

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

We call my neighbor the mayor, because he is in everyone’s business

Apparently the Lions did their document search using the wrong Fontes.

I don’t know, I took it more to mean, “I don’t really know him, but someone who knows him well is literally right over there”

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Yeah, but Hillary had an email server that was not very secure. CHECKMATE, libturds.

There’s a lot of CTE going on within this exchange.

Stephen Miller confirms.

Apparently being angry all the time really ages a person.

That picture is fucking me up. I’m not that old.

Hair Color: BLACK

I look forward to his apology press conference.

If he is 20, I would advise him to go straight to college. I would tell him, don’t go back to Rockville and waste another year.

Yeah. For some reason the US has an extremely physically athletically gifted population of a certaintype of Americans that seem to dominate athletic sports