This version of the anthem actually gave Pence blue balls

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

Kimmel chuckling at 2:06 makes it so much better.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

The suspect was apprehended after he tried to pawn 9 Jerky Boy CDs.

That is not the two digit number I expected to see on Gronk’s front door.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

FTFY

Britt McHenry made me side with a tow trucking company. I hate her for that.

I liked it when America was hated for being powerful and evil. Stupid and evil doesn’t bring the same sense of pride.

Announcer: The best catch you’ll ever see!

♬ Gee, Officer Bukkapke ♬

If you have to explain the joke...

+1 you’re with me, weather

Was Preston driving his fifth Beetle?

The original cast was great, Richard Harris was dearly missed in the 2nd half.