+1 you’re with me, weather

Was Preston driving his fifth Beetle?

More like Pittsburgh Stealers, amirite?

IT’S EASY WHEN YOUR SENIORS ARE ALL 20 YEARS OLD!!

They impregnate white girls. It’s very upsetting.

Not the first time Columbus has fucked over the locals

Should have drank more water.

Bettman on what Calgarians can do now: “You need (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!) to make your voice heard (BOOOOOOOOOO!)if you think the city is moving in the wrong direction.” 

Sherman burned it first.

Pony up, Warbucks. Social contract and all. If you don’t supply the appetizers, I’m taking Roberto Aguayo first and torpedoing this bitch.

Subway cars all look the same, and I have difficulty figuring out which is the front and back, so I commend this guy for finding the caboose.

I am genuinely confused as to why making fun of “black” names is unacceptable, but making fun of (ostensibly) “white” names is ok. (Disclaimer: Black person with a “white” name.) 

The original cast was great, Richard Harris was dearly missed in the 2nd half.