Listen buddy, if you’re gonna go after an ex-porn star, you better make sure you can fuck. And if you’re on the DL with a strained hammy, you ain’t fuckin. But A for effort.

I think a “bad” player off those Jays would be more like Lloyd Moseby, who is memorable mainly because he got to hang out with Bell’s bat and Jesse Barfield’s arm in the outfield.

george bell won an mvp award. How is he a ‘bad player’?

This guy was a three-time All-Star and actually won the ‘87 AL MVP award. Pretty far from bad...

mmmhmm that is extra crispy right there

If he was, Jozy Altidore wouldn’t pass to him anyway.

He finally saw this and went into witness protection

Are the fucking guy the C’s traded for?

People often confuse the two. Marcus is the tweener forward who doesn’t rebound, whereas Markieff is the tweener forward who doesn’t rebound.

Which Morris is this? The surly one or the other one?

“Unnecessary niceties,” encapsulates everything about being Midwestern raised.

He’s going to Miami, bank on it. The man is a GLORY BOY who will follow the glitz and glamour to South Beach.

Carry on my Hayward son.

Gordon, Wayward

Those guys are mean, between the two of them, there’s at least one dick.

Ney isn’t a striker. Gabi Jesus is your more classic, poacher of goals, #9. Neymar is a winger. The last class striker Brasil has produced is probably Luis Fabiano. And that was a long time ago.

President Hoover started with a volleyball. Nice small dent in the sand.

And this video clearly shows that it’s unrealistic as non-white people will always catch up.

No, the People’s Republic of Kaliferrnia is a Kommie infiltration. They are Soshalists from weird countries and they want to take away our freedom’s and gun’s and car’s and Bible’s. They also want to turn us all into LGBT’s and pay for the illegal’s. They should saceed from the Union and we should pull their funding…