This is bullshit. You force teams to pay big wages to these kids, and they’ll just automate some jobs and move the rest overseas. And then you’re watching the Shanghai Factory Robots play the Bangkok Roombas, which, that’s gonna be a shit game because come on, Roombas? They have no chance against factory robots.

I just realized that somewhere in this country there is an individual who has over 100k of student loan debt and a degree in Canadian history.

Let’s just recognize that we’re giving these young men a taste of the NBA experience and all of the fame and women that comes with being the big star in the cities of Sioux Falls, Erie, Fort Wayne, and soon, Oshkosh.

Rupert’s Land was nuts. Imagine an area larger than Alaska, Texas, and California put together, which was basically the private property of the Hudson’s Bay Company and not really subject to any national law.

I knew Weasley cleaned up on HP, but to think he could afford to buy up half of Canada...

This is a feature, not a bug.

prime ministers consulting with their dead mothers (via seánces)

I actually minored in Canadian History. It is, at times, way more interesting than U.S. history—including prime ministers consulting with their dead mothers (via seánces) to make national policy decisions, Rambo-like mercenaries in the Red River, and something called “Rupert’s Land.”

And she didn’t blow up the billding? I’m so sick of this FAKE NEWS. Sad!

Soon we’ll all need Coyotes to lead us into Canada.

Call it showboating if you want, but when you’re nursing a 60 point lead you NEED to keep the crowd in the game.

86-25 with 6 minutes and change left in the 4th. Makes sense

“Yes, but how’s his footwork?”

Can’t wait to see how well he succeeds at Kentucky as a student-athlete. Student comes first, you know.

Teach me how

Colin...can you even do a Dougie?

you mean go get paid in china?

Jesus you fucking Patriot fans just don’t know how to stop after you’ve already won

That’s neat. But can he do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?

If only he had a strong father figure in his life he would have stopped and made a two-handed bounce pass, which pass would have shown leadership to his teammates and inspired Porter to take a high percentage set shot. It’s too bad the kids watching the game won’t learn proper fundamentals.