Everybunny loves a rally event!

That’s tame. This is insane:

A guy runs a siding sales business. He drives around selling siding to folks.

Ask your boss if Viagra is right for your trailer. Certain erections may last a quarter of a mile, and may lead to Peyronie’s disease when mixed with bridges and overpasses.

You know how I can tell you’re not a Forester owner? No one calls them Gens

Close. Going by the video and model they show of the bridge, it was not complete. It lacked the second shorter span, the cable support tower between them, and the staying cables meant to hold up the spans in tension.

Compare the accident scene to this model:

Everyone talks about how you should “just buy winter tires” around these parts (SE MI), but I never really “got it” until I finally did it.

Every car I’ve ever driven or owned slides around, at least a little, and has ABS/traction control (if equipped) kick in in the snow...with all weather/summer tires (ugh, summer…

I thought it was for this...

Here we see the subaru wagon in its native habitat as it grazes among the trees.

Absolutely! Subaru salesperson here, constantly explaining that “AWD gets you moving; stopping in snow (and turning) comes down to the tires”.

Just because you can accelerate quickly in snow and ice doesn’t mean AWD is going to stop you just as quick, is what I mean

6. Cut wheel, floor it - Let other drivers know you are serious about winter driving by hooning your vehicle as much as possible. Hoonery is not only fun, it gives you an excellent feel for how your vehicle handles in adverse weather conditions. By being able to better control your vehicle, you make the road safer for…

I would like to have been in the conference room when this conversation happened:

You mentioned all the other Islay whiskies because you didn’t want to have to spell Laphroaig, didn’t you? :-)

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Which is why the fuck they are bought. Four doors, decent clearance, decent haulage, ok towing, not the worst gas mileage.

His Matt Damon accent really sells it.

This man is doing the Lord’s work

Two deaths is a small price to pay for this dope-ass stance. I’ll be in the back seat with your mom. Sincerely, YouTube.

I was broke down on the side of the highway due to an alternator failure (and a shit battery, didn’t even get me the 2 miles to the exit). This was in my 1994 Legacy GT.

This dude came by with a 1992 Legacy SS with a cage and racing livery on the back of a trailer. The dude took the alternator from his race car and…