I've always found the man himself much more charming and fascinating than his films.

RuPaul's Mister Lady Macbeth?

…tomayto, tomato, potayto, potato, airag, tsegee..let's call the whole thing off….

And the moral of the story?
If you're going on a long road journey of self-discovery, always remember to pack a trunk.

The Romans spoke with English accents but the slaves always spoke with American accents.
Discuss.

I thought Karl Urban really helped to make this movie. He really did come over as someone equally badass as Bourne. A worthy adversary - as John Goodman might put it.

Bourne Supremacy didn't happen either. It 's a Karl Urban myth.

Oh I dunno. After seeing the sixties version I was almost glad to see Veronica Cartwright get eaten by an Alien later in life.

Absolutely. Quite an oversight.

Not to mention Rope. Any Hitchcock movie with Farley Granger in it is going to have some sort of gay tension.

Hum. No mention of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof or any other Tennessee Williams adaptations?

Given that Baz Luhrmann isn't directing this, it might actually be worth seeing.
I really don't think I could stand watching another period showpiece with badly-performed cover versions of crappy 80s pop songs tacked on.

Starring Caresse Van Hooters.

And don't forget that Australian rom-com about the bulimic dingo:
Bringing Up Baby.

Fisher Price Pontiac Firebirdy.

Great anecdote, thanks.

You can just picture the studio pitch:

That photo looks very like Tom Hardy.

Didn't Tavernier begin his career as a film critic?

Indeed. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman with a more mischievous look in her eye. Very alluring.