He also has my favorite line in Speed:

I’d like to introduce a change to our Black Traditions:

I love Adele but I’m SO TIRED of talking about her weight. She has always been gorgeous, and she didn’t set out to lose weight, in fact it almost sounds like she developed a bit of an exercise obsession. I know entertainment media loves this shit but it has nothing to do with her talent or her beauty or any of it.

His dedication to method acting resulted in the actor developing nicotine poisoning on three separate occasions during filming.

I’ve only seen her in late night interviews. This tracks.

It’s this “I’m an artist, so deal with it” thing that allows assholes to be assholes because they’re tortured geniuses. There’s something to the rarity of female actors who go all method. It just wouldn’t be tolerated.

Learn to bend reality like a real Master of the Mystic Arts or go home you hack.

Anyone tell him that you can’t smell movies? 

method acting sounds like an excuse to just be a dick to people

It’s a Brando biopic for me, going from young and sexy and full of potential to bloated and insane. Not sure how we’re going to get the “young” footage at this point, but I guess they can CGI anything these days.

I’ve been putting on weight over the years for my role... now I just need to become an actor, find out what that role is, and book it.

My dear boy, why don’t you just try acting?

I recall her being on Letterman and telling him she ate mud or something.

Aaron Rodgers has is a big dick.

“My totally not-gay boyfriend has a big dick and hairy palms” may not be the flex you think it is, Shailene.

I was wondering what happened to Shailene Woodley. She tried SO HARD to copy Jennifer Lawrence’s “I’M SO RELATABLE!” schtick and failed miserably at it. Nobody is going to take you seriously when you keep pitching new-age woo like eating clay in lieu of taking a vaccine, Shay-Shay.

And what kills me is she’s also the worst goddamn actor in the world. I have never understood her situation in the slightest — why has she ever been a thing?

She eats clay because she thinks it’s a good idea and also thought it was a good idea to say that she eats clay out loud to other human beings.

She could be quiet and wait for everything to blow over or she can draw even more attention to him (and her) by posting about his body on IG.