Probably this

and her cats 

I liked “Russian Doll” season 2

There is only one Tom Selleck mustache. And it is this:

Hello, boys!

Was lucky to see a couple of them in the “Hollywood Dream Machines” exhibit at the Petersen Automotive Museum in L.A. in November. Not sure if they’re still in there under lockdown — ’cause they could come in handy right about now.

MCCLOUD?

I feel a case of the vapors coming on ...

IT STINKS!

I just Googled “disc tissue” for images. Looks more like Chinese BBQ pork to me. Now I’m hungry. 

I think these people might have snorted some white powder at the wrong party. 

Or maybe let people make their own choices about their hair?

When I want to feel like a fancy adult from the past, I order a steak and Gibson. I make sure to get the three pearl onion garnish, since that’s the best part about a drink which will sit cold in my stomach and make me question life choices.

YEEEE-EEE-EESSSSSS.

If you weren’t expecting your period to start that day (surprise!), it might be immediately apparent to those around you first. Especially after a sneeze.

Thank you for such a ‘happy’ meal.

Not sure how exactly large fat fuck size is, but I really like the products at twinsix.com. Cycling tights up to 3XL.