The world absolutely needs a Werner Herzog plushie cuddling a smaller baby-Yoda plushie.

Werner Herzog is just going to spend his retirement bouncing between Disney projects and berating their directors, like: “Goofy is too pure for you fools!”, “Rocket Raccoon is a truth that none of you can face!!”, “You pigs have no faith in Fozzy Bear!!!”.

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

counterpoint: ice cream

*raises hand*  I do.  Usually with Oreos.  Hell, sometimes I drink straight from the jug because I get a craving.

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

these shows are great, been watching this one all morning

Living in the Midwest, I think its well worth the money to buy a good winter jacket or parka. Having a reliable warm jacket you can wear year after year that fits well is ideal and a worth while investment. They tend to be a bit warmer, and more durable than cheaper ones. You dont have to go full on Canada goose…

Shoes. I used to buy ~$50-70 dress shoes and replaced them roughly every year or so. I bought some $130-140 Eccos and got five years out of them.

watching the trailer I want to throw the remote at the screen. It’s so cringy-awkward yet of course incredibly beautiful girl acts clumsy but adorably so. She has issues with trust but some super hot guy who has the patience of job comes along and finds her so delightful and endearing and they fall in love blah…

I’m a mechanic, and I talk to the cars I’m fixing as if I were grooming a horse or something. For instance, when I’m testing to see if a repair worked, ”Oh yeah, you like that, baby? Yeah, (my name) knows what you like.” Or when checking out an issue, “Aw, what’s wrong, cutie? Tell (my name) and I’ll make it all…

Sometimes on turns while driving in the car, I’ll start going ‘weeeeeee’ like the little piggy in that Geico commercial. Didn’t even realize I was doing it until my dad caught me.

I pick at my face and skin compulsively. I have a magnifying mirror and extraction tools for my face, which I have to make sure I give it a few days or I won’t have anything to extract. I will feel up my back, sides, arms, and legs looking for bumps, then I hone in on them and pick until its gone. Sometimes at work I…

I pick up public bathrooms. Especially airplane ones. I use my clean paper towel to wipe down the counter, then use the paper towel to pick up any paper towels on the floor, then push the paper towels down in the trash can so it’s not overflowing. I hate seeing messy public bathrooms. We should be perfectly capable of…

I sort my french fries by length and eat them two- or three-at-a-time with their evenly-sized fellows.

I gesticulate wildly with my hands while I’m talking. Unfortunately, I haven’t learned to turn off that gesticulation while I’m having a conversation in my head. I often find myself walking down a sidewalk and moving my hands like a crazy person because I;m the only person privy to the conversation that my hands are…

I guess I have 2. One is OCD related. I sort m&m’s by color, then I have to eat the color that has the most until they are all even with the others, then it goes by color preference, 2 at a time. I’ve had several exes see me do this without realizing and then they fuck up my system by trying to steal one. You just…

I watch Impractical Jokers for at least 2 hours every day.

Former airline pilot. Worst thing(s)?

Back in the late 80s I was flying home with my parents and 4 brothers from a wedding in El Paso, Kids aged 9, 7, 5, 5 (twins), and 2. What was supposed to be a quick layover in Dallas turned into a 7 hour layover after our arriving pilot took 30 minutes to taxi to the terminal, causing us to miss our next flight by…