Wealth = no debt.

I’m a white lady saying this is despicable. Experiencing discrimination because of your gender ought to teach you empathy for those who have been discriminated because of race...I don’t actually even KNOW what the statement she’s trying to make in this is...I guess that she identifies more with what puts her in power…

Yup. This is America. Ignorant, self-involved, and oblivious.

Me feel like rules are suspended if it mostly-empty theater and terrible movie. Me took kids to see Emoji Movie as their first “so bad it good” experience, and only other person in theater was friend of theirs, so they spent movie shouting at screen and it was loads of fun.

I mean, I can totally accept that she thought he was Paying these actresses to wear her dresses to drum up publicity. The cat has been long out the bag now, so ignorance is no longer an excuse.

Personally, if I knew that my entire brand had been built largely on the misery of my customers, I would scrap it and start…

Tom should have drank more water to prevent that burn.

Ask for the offensive music to be turned off and then thank the clerk who responds immediately to your request. Then take your purchases and GTFO like an adult.

You don’t have to be American to be a real American hero.

Not buying it. Everyone knows Tom Brady is a famous magician who likes to attend fancy balls.

She apologized and turned it off. Does she really need to be fired? The article also mentions that the song was on during a busy period, they probably didn’t even notice it. Your defense of this asshole tells me that you are also someone that I would never wish to encounter.

“Whaaaaaat? They ended up firing them after I asked them to fire them? How could they have ever misconstrued my word like that?”

It gets even better.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

you lost me at vegan muffin

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

“This is a cornhole tournament fundraiser, cut the crap!” might be the most amazing sentence I’ve ever heard.

What constitutes a spoiler for you? If reference to anything in an episode you haven’t seen yet is a spoiler, then it’s on you to avoid the internet until you watch. Otherwise, AVClub tends to be pretty good about not blatantly spoiling the more precious matters.

The Delos website automated “customer service” chat is fun though

may the Ford be with you.

Please remember this when the pee tape surfaces. Please.