Didn’t we learn anything from Juju Pepe?
Start the chant now:
He looks like what I imagine asshole cavemen looked like.
The over-arching theme of the show is “failure,” so I thought it appropriate.
The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.
Ya dingus...
truth
Here’s one more.
What? No “I killed a fucking endangered animal with a gun” photos?
Is it a Titleist?
Wake me up when somebody leaves the race to become a dairy farmer.
2 bedrooms?! You’ve no idea what a small apartment is.
Are you havin’ a laff? Is he havin’ a laff?
I’m gonna miss 6' 7" Edd trying to climb into a Mini Moke or Fiat 500.
Destroy your intestinal tract... or give you goddamn super-parasites that turn you into a best version of yourself that you could possibly be holophone-playing genius.
The meat is salty—no getting around that. Never found it slimy, but that’s what the nuke is for.
Don’t get lettuce.
Don’t get tomatoes.
Banana peppers are awesome. Shut up.
Jalapenos are supposed to sit in their own juice.
The cheese isn’t any worse than any other fast food place.
Pepper jack cheese is all the options you…
- The lettuce is sweaty.
Pro tip: If you are buying food that tastes good and is ready in under five minutes, it’s not healthy and there’s problem some grossness to it.