Yes, there is simply no place in popular culture for cis male horniness anymore. Straight porn no longer exists. You can’t even Google it. Trust me, I’ve tried. Sports illustrated swimsuit issues? Gone. They no longer make them because our culture HATES the straight male gaze.

It’s on Apple Arcade? Downloading now.

Are Apple not allowed exclusives? I don’t have an Xbox, but if I really want to play Halo I’m just going to have to buy one.

You can always count on the top-level comments for apple arcade games to be 80% “this would be great if it wasn’t on apple arcade” and 20% “I’ve played this and it’s really fun”. Don’t let me down, kinja people.

I think the point is that as long as people like Lauren Boebert, Josh Hawley, Margery Taylor-Green, Ted Cruz, Jim Jordan and Mitch McConnell keep getting elected, and you keep voting for the party that literally tried to overthrow a legitimate election, you’re part of that party. Until and unless the collective ‘right…

Are you suggesting that white conservative men don’t have enough representation?

Yeah.. that headline is as misleading as aTrump tweet.

You didn’t mention that Apple won every single other count besides this one. 

If Ryan Reynolds endorses Levar Burton to host Jeopardy!, then I think it is a good idea.

Can we just hire Levar Burton and get it over with?

“in the last version Gyarados was 146 polys, but as we can CLEARLY SEE in the new version he is a mere 120 polys. Where did the polys go!?”

In my head I imagine a grown man at a child’s pokemon tournament. He produces a crumpled piece of paper and slides it accross the table to his 3rd grade opponent. Upon the crinkled and slightly damp page is a side by side wire mesh of two Gyarados pokemon. Slapping a Gamer Calloused finger repeatedly against the page…

I think they don't actually know how to enjoy games anymore so the only metric they have for judging games is looking at technical details and getting mad when they aren't as good as the technical details for other games

what is it about the cute animal game made for babies that triggers such anger among adult nerds

Which is exactly where it comes from. There’s a chronological correlation between women starting to work en masse and men making less, but that’s not the causation. The causation was the fucking Reagan administration, which dismantled protections for workers everywhere, broke unions and basically ensured that…

My psycho stepfather was constantly trying impress some kind of toxic masculine example on me as a kid because he thought I was a “little fag” and a “sissyboy” because I preferred reading to sports. He tried to teach me to fight once by slapping my face over and over and telling me to hit him back. When I did, he told…

If only there were more collectors in it for the joy and not solely for money. I’m aware that some collectors enjoy both, but that’s why I said, “…solely…”

I would say the biggest problem is that it has a lot of splash damage. I think back to that bus driver who regularly posted on social media about how his riders wouldn’t wear masks, he died of covid. The woman who worked in a supermarket, would have a whole decontamination thing when she got home and her husband was…

Yeah, was coming to post the same. Sure, it *could* be a coincidence, but the last couple years have me rethinking the validity of Hanlon’s razor. A very vocal minority of the US wants to take their ball and go home by any possible means.

I honestly wish COVID would sweep through the lot of them and we could move on with life. We’re rapidly approaching the need of another lockdown because dipshits like these allowed COVID the opportunity to infect enough that it mutated. Willfully unvaccinated people should not be allowed to occupy the hospital beds…