Those first few images:

Hey look it’s -that- guy.

You know what honest people say when they’re accused of something they didn’t do?

Jason, it’s remarkable at just how much you piss off Gamergaters simply by existing. They have to literally attack anything and everything you do, as if compelled by some outside force beyond their willpower and comprehension.

I assume many gaters and pol types are trying to link Kotaku to this, to poison the well and drive people away from this site as well. It’s a very old conservative tactic, really.

It’s a bit frustrating to see people accusing me of trying to protect Malka when I’ve spent half my weekend on this story, while traveling to and from Las Vegas for a book festival at that. (I just helped edit this article from the airport and am actually on the plane right now.) Needless to say, I did not and would…

I’ve been working with Cecilia on this story since Thursday, when I warned her that things would likely blow up over the weekend and that she might have to work Saturday and Sunday. Which she of course agreed to do immediately, because she is a trooper. Her hard work is the reason that this story is more thorough than…

Neutral: Would You Buy A New Harley If You Had The Money?

I don’t know... pointing to Star Trek: Enterprise as having the most awful fucking opening theme ever? That’s pretty spot on. Not only is the song itself just gag-worthy, but it contrasts in an appalling fashion against the aesthetic created for that franchise over the decades-worth of iterations preceding it.

Anyone who ‘focuses on accuracy and reporting news’ in the modern US instantly gets labeled as ‘pushing a left-wing agenda and creating news’ instead.

Nah, fuck you for being a flame baiting, hot take dishing troll. Thank you at the very least for making your stance known, however, because now that it’s clear you are anti-Nintendo, you shouldn’t have any reason to post comments in future threads about Nintendo, right?

All I’ve ever heard Nintendo say about this game is “going back to the Mario 64 style gameplay”. That is all. No new experimentation and the footage they showed at E3 and in their Directs showed exactly that.

Man, it blew my mind when they did that in The Wizard and I didn’t think they’d ever do it again.

Oh, thank goodness. The game wasn’t quite creepy enough as is, so this is perfect.

Went down to the Ballard Locks over the weekend and was confronted by a gang of Canada geese. I slowly walked through them with balled fists ready to punch the fuck out of the first one that tried anything. I like to think our lizard brains were in sync; they knew they had the numbers, knew I was ready to throw hands…

Canadian geese are in full swing this time of year in my parts. You don’t dare go anywhere near them. Don’t even look at them. Everything they touch now belongs to them.

anyone who has ever lived or worked near a pond can already vouch for the fact that ALL geese are assholes.

lol, literally making their own Council of Ricks

The dumbest thing about that Real Ricks thing is that the second you want to see yourself as being like Rick you have immediately failed at being like Rick. Rick is himself. He is the most Rick like Rick there is. That is the whole point.