Neutral: Would You Buy A New Harley If You Had The Money?

I don’t know... pointing to Star Trek: Enterprise as having the most awful fucking opening theme ever? That’s pretty spot on. Not only is the song itself just gag-worthy, but it contrasts in an appalling fashion against the aesthetic created for that franchise over the decades-worth of iterations preceding it.

Anyone who ‘focuses on accuracy and reporting news’ in the modern US instantly gets labeled as ‘pushing a left-wing agenda and creating news’ instead.

Nah, fuck you for being a flame baiting, hot take dishing troll. Thank you at the very least for making your stance known, however, because now that it’s clear you are anti-Nintendo, you shouldn’t have any reason to post comments in future threads about Nintendo, right?

All I’ve ever heard Nintendo say about this game is “going back to the Mario 64 style gameplay”. That is all. No new experimentation and the footage they showed at E3 and in their Directs showed exactly that.

Man, it blew my mind when they did that in The Wizard and I didn’t think they’d ever do it again.

Oh, thank goodness. The game wasn’t quite creepy enough as is, so this is perfect.

Went down to the Ballard Locks over the weekend and was confronted by a gang of Canada geese. I slowly walked through them with balled fists ready to punch the fuck out of the first one that tried anything. I like to think our lizard brains were in sync; they knew they had the numbers, knew I was ready to throw hands…

Canadian geese are in full swing this time of year in my parts. You don’t dare go anywhere near them. Don’t even look at them. Everything they touch now belongs to them.

anyone who has ever lived or worked near a pond can already vouch for the fact that ALL geese are assholes.

lol, literally making their own Council of Ricks

The dumbest thing about that Real Ricks thing is that the second you want to see yourself as being like Rick you have immediately failed at being like Rick. Rick is himself. He is the most Rick like Rick there is. That is the whole point.

That Facebook group of people who think they’re “like Rick” is ironic since Rick himself hates organized groups and the people who feel like they need to be a part of one.

Sadly something like this has to be spelled out lest the Censorship Purists come in screeching that the game is ruined and try to get someone fired.

One of the primary criticisms leveled against Rick And Morty fans is that they mistakenly valorize Rick as a sort of uber-nerd, a shit-talking asshole who’s too smart to abide by normal social rules. Rick is always right, and when he isn’t, he still comes out on top, probably with a catchphrase and an episode-ending…

I feel like they make so many to justify the existence of Japanese idol factories. They need to find work for all the mediocre triple-threat talents they churn out every year. There are only so many available seats for D-list celebrities on Japanese variety shows.

B-b-b-but it was just a “heated gaming moment.”

This is what happens when you decide to double-down on your edgelording after getting called out on it: you squander all of your goodwill.

Let’s all remember that Nintendo is not violating the game developer’s First Amendment rights as the ESRB is a non-governmental entity that is used by the video game industry to self-regulate.