Does this town of Shady Glen not have a police department?

Pray this dosn’t fall to the levels of the Sonic fandom.

Translation: “They originally had a purpose, it didn’t pan out, and Hiroshi Yamauchi was too cheap to make new plastic molds.”

Buttery Males

I never grew out of the habit of walking on the balls of my feet at home, probably because my house had squeaky floors and I needed to get around quietly. I still do to this day. In shoes, though, heel walker.

It never occurred to me that Lucy was a Republican.

Shut up and eat your hamburgers, Apollo.

The best remark I’ve seen is “Every person who thinks they’re a Rick is actually a Jerry.”

Nice road. I’d love to drive that some day. Roads here in Ontario are so flat and straight...

If anyone ever wondered what happened to Kevin Butler, he changed his name and now sells pizza for a terrible chain in Canada.

I’m not interested in Xenoblade Chronicles 2, the character designs are beyond ridiculous, but that controller is wonderful.

It’s not even anonymity. People still act the same when identities are known. It’s the physical separation between the players. It’s not very often someone drops their controller, gets in their car, and tracks down someone who said terrible things to them online.

We take it for granted that our modern OSes can display any language out of the box, but I remember being astounded the first time I rigged Window 95 to display Japanese text in Netscape.

I’m going to give your favourite game a score of 7.8 and see how you deal with it.

I think a major part of the problem is that in the real world kids and adults exist in their own separate worlds, police tend to get called when the kids’ world gets infiltrated by adults, but online everyone is mingled together, because “no one knows you’re a dog”.

The music is incredible, except for one stand-out ear destroyer: The Gaia’s Navel theme.

Wow, I can do without that voice acting. If I ever play this, I hope there’s an option to turn it off.

It’s almost as if they could have gotten it right by hiring one singular consultant from a certain country. But I guess the big budget isn’t big enough for that.

I never would have said this back in my Nintendo fanboy days, but the Sonic games absolutely look better than the Mario games. Gameplay, however, Mario can’t be beat. It’s just so finely tuned.

You should take off your shoes inside someone’s home whether you’re in Japan or not. :P