Well, I need one of those right now. I'll finally be able to play Hotline Miami worth a damn.

No, Toronto's reserved for GTA: GTA

However, if this is at least as good as the GSaviour live action movie...

Him being an asshole has no effect on my desire to play his games or not.

This story sounds like the comments section in every online news source out there. Filled with elderly, rabid conservatives who have nothing to do but post angry comments all day.

Who even cares? I'd rather eat a Jos Louis or Flakey.

As someone who went to E3 years and years ago, I was always on the swag hunt myself. :)

I bought Karate Kid for NES back in the day.

Back then "swag" meant "loot", in the noun sense.

Ah, memories. I worked at a videogame store way back then, and some of the guys who worked and/or hung around the place would play the game all the time on one of our demo sets. They did their own play by play, and it got rowdy at times, with controllers being smacked out of hands and headlocks. They even hosted…

I stand behind what I said. Xbox is the official dudebro console. Yes, it is a pejorative. I don't give a damn. I only say this because, as a gamer since the '80s, I've watched how gaming has evolved, and Microsoft is invested in courting that new demographic. (They're also invested in courting casuals, because they…

Don't be obtuse. I mean that the majority of the selection of games will be stuff like sports and COD clones, which I have zero interest in.

Yup. There's the key difference:

Which isn't so different from looking at the shelves at the local game store. A few gems, tons of crap. Shovelware exists at all levels.

Ask how Canadians are portrayed in games. We're all lumberjacks or something, living in a permanent winter filled with trees, log cabins, and mounties.

I imagine it's kinda hard to emulate the lower touchscreen without a touchscreen.

It's funny how the '80s and the '90s have started blending into each other.

Slightly off-topic, but I nearly scrolled right past this article until, with half a glance, I noticed they were walking down Yonge Street in that pic.

Crack open the casing on a 3.5" disk, and it's floppy inside. That's where the classification comes from.

All Scandinavians look the same? What kind of racist bullshit is this!