480p isn't HD.

Sure, it's just too bad my Dreamcast doesn't output in HD.

If they had it for iOS, I'd buy it. :/

AIM, AOL... we made fun of those users back in the '90s.

What kind of idiot programs multiple video windows to start playing all at once, and even keep playing content when you "pause" them.

I counter your Xbox 8 with my TurboGrafx 16!

So which is the darkest timeline?

Ah, the "H" word. Perfect for when you disagree with someone.

"Thanks for understanding or not understanding. Whatever."

Like Android users were gonna pay for it, anyway.

A NERV branded razor... THAT would have been good.

I never got to finish that one...

Nah, this is just a continuation of big Japanese conglomerates trying to protect profit margins. Uploading a single episode of an anime series, and renting video games, can already get you jail time. This just extends all of that to an even more ridiculous degree.

Nico Nico Douga, which is mentioned in the article. It's in the same boat.

Can I take away your oxygen too?

The first panel of that comic.

"Foxconn workers don't only assemble the iPhone and the iPad, but also the Wii, the Xbox 360, and the PlayStation 3."

People are scared of psychos with knives. That's why.

I love PaRappa, but it's only a cult classic.

I'd argue otherwise. All those Nintendo characters were iconic and easily identifiable in spite of their lack of games at the time.