I am seriously suggesting that the changes in the entire structure of divorce and probate law are a good reason to not rush into this idea. And most divorces don't take that long. dividing things in half takes considerably less time than trying to figure out how to protect the interests of the remaining multiple…

LOL because Beyonce and Jay Z are the one fighting to keep minimum wage as low as possible in our society. They are the one fighting again redistribution of wealth in corporations.

Jungle Island is widely known for their abuse of animals. They're notorious for breeding white tigers and ligers. They dispose of animals once they are no longer young and profitable. They aren't AZA accredited and have been cited numerous times. They intentionally breed genetically deformed animals into captivity so…

It is pretty unprecedented if you plan on women having rights. The only successful way is if one group (men or women) didn't have rights and the controlling partner was responsible for everything. It would be impossible to handle the divorce, asset split, child support, or federal benefits within modern society. The…

Yup. Exactly what I was thinking. It's ridiculous — but also probably the only way that kid can have a zoo frolic. Hopefully they brought along a shit-ton of friends and family so that it wasn't a creepy, only-person-at-the-zoo kinda thing.

The fight for gay marriage isn't about the government staying out of their bedrooms, it is about being afforded the same rights and protections as heterosexual couples. Heterosexual couples are still not legally allowed to "marry" in a third person so the comparison to gay marriage is like apples and Q-tips.

Yeah because people who sold crack to get their money surely deserve to keep it more than someone with a wealthy family.

There was no need to rent a whole zoo for the toddler. Like most 2 year olds, she seems, judging from the picture, perfectly capable of entertaining herself with her own foot.

Let's start with people who were born into money first, or CEOs of businesses that employ folks at or below minimum wage, and not a high profile black couple who amassed riches by performing and selling albums.

Rip tide: swim parallel to the shore for a hundred yards. Then swim back in. You're welcome.

I've always hated the idea of zoos. It's like we've trapped all these wild animals together in a park in a very large city, and they're paying us back with all these horrible smells.

yes! I'm always trying to explain to people that I'm not walking around "feeling asian" all the time, because it seriously seems like people think my internal monologue is just "bingbonghellokittyteehehe".

Tsk tsk all you want but Upper East Siders doing the same and escaping to Hamptons. No story here.

It always refreshing when someone that hot and famous dates/married to a normal woman and not a super model!

Jesse Williams was a teacher? Suddenly he got a lot more attractive...

That price has GOT to be a typo.

Who are you referring to, though? Kim or Black Chyna? It applies to both of them.

The problem with Girls isn't that it isn't written from my experience, or that it's about a white girl and her white friends. It's the ridiculous white-washing of Brooklyn. Even though I'm used to it since it's a common thing to do (I'm looking at you, Friends), it is hella odd and hella telling that white people…

Not pictured: The tiny velvet rope and middle school doorman keeping the uncool kids away from that lemonade stand.

I'm struggling to find words to convey how fantastic that "No Sugar Added" line on the lemonade poster is. I think I love it because it illustrates the sanctimonious ignorance that drives Paltrow's worldview better than any diatribe I could come up with.