Oh John.... John John John John.... no. No John.

as long as mine could be " Perfect Sleeper " !

Yeah, he didn't think it through too clearly. Aside from wrecking our relationship, he also wrecked his relationships with co-workers and superiors. The word got out real fast after that Friday night and his reputation (which had been great up until that point) was ruined. All of that pain and humiliation just for…

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

"How you should know your boyfriend is gay."

Mine was probably the most cliche. My wife had accidentally sent me the email she meant for the other guy. For the first time I understood what it meant when people say, "that it felt like all the air was sucked out of the room." It felt exactly like that. What a horrible day that was. Two years later and that…

From the set up, I was worried that your boyfriend was cheating on you with your mom. So, I guess things could have been worse.

that asterisk killed me

So.

I lived in a small town and had been dating a guy who was kind of shady, but I didn't have any proof that he was seeing other women. One day I was getting my hair done and talking, as one does, to the stylist about my situation. I notice the woman next to me listening to me rather intently. She suddenly interrupted…

All I have to say, is this:

I'd love to see a tally of all the taxpayer dollars the "fiscally responsible" conservatives have wasted fighting same-sex marriage. At this point it's like throwing bags of cash at the oncoming tide.

This would make me do the opposite of work out. I would flush it down the toilet and eat several bags of Cheetos. Fuck this thing.

Shockingly, I'd rather be fat.

"UConn will admit no wrongdoing and the plaintiffs will agree to shut up."

Someone who wants to be a plaintiff.

But if corporations are allowed to have "religious faith" that justifies discriminating against women who use contraception, then why wouldn't they be allowed the same luxury in dismissing employees who, in their sincerely held belief, actively seek to harm women?

Why are so many nurses batshit insane and markedly unintelligent?

I'm pretty sure she has never made a statement about her sexual orientation, though she is obviously out to her friends and teammates.

ABBY! You were supposed to be MINE!