Good gravy, we must be sharing a brain.

Oh my goodness! He’s a fluffy tater tot of love! Congratulations!

This shit would have me hypnotized in minutes, staring up cross-eyed at the dingle-dangle between my eyebrows.

Must remember to pick up a big green sunhat, especially now that all sunblock is the juice of the devil.

My crusty feet would slide right out of these dainty sandals.

I believe Galen has an online BSN program, but I’m not sure if it’s accelerated. Sorry for the non-help.

I am so sorry for your loss, it is so very hard to put our beloved babies. My 17 year old boy Gil is sleeping next to me, and I can’t bear to think of losing him. We both send you hugs and hope that Curt will come snuggle you in your dreams.

I fucking hate the HH staples of “open concept” (anyone can see the kitchen mess from anywhere in the room) & stainless steel appliances (dark grey everywhere). Everyone wants the same thing everywhere they go! And don’t get me going on rich people who tear out kitchens that don’t fit into their aesthetics. Waste of…

Go see a doctor, Chinese or Western medicine, just go.

I have certain books that are out of print that I should put into a suitcase by the door during hurricane season!

I’m always in the greys on Jez, but I hope you can read this. Check out Recovery International, it has been extremely helpful to me in my anxiety, depression and assorted mental help dx’s. You can attend meetings online, they’re free. I wish I’d known about it decades ago, it’s very helpful,.

Have you considered thinking about this while on the toilet? That’s where most of my big ideas come to... pass.

Can I get back my Mandatory Deposit of $15K if my stay coincides with any of the Kardashian Klan visits?

Can I wear the ectopic pregnancy costume? Or better yet! I’ll dress up as a dilapidated 25 year old ultrasound machine that is what many abortion clinics can afford.

I was wrong above. This has crossed over to RuPaul Drag Race levels.

All this, above and below, is TOO MUCH.

Only way to carry bike protection IMHO.

Doing my eye makeup exactly like this for work tomorrow.

That looks like it’s a mullet.

How awesome! Thank you for replying! I don’t know where that is, but it’s great to know that there’s a variety of sharks so close to home.