I'd have to pass out invitations at a turnpike toll booth, because there's no way I know 400 people!

Here's my hiking-related hell story. Around 20 years ago, my fiance took us on a camping trip with two other couples. We were not campers and didn't have all the supplies, so where they had the cool colorful tents with vents we had an old short pup tent. They had comfy camping chairs and we leaned against a log. I…

And then I'll wear my Birkenstocks everywhere, too!

What a waste of honey.

Oh, I can tell you write very good songs! I loved your lyrics for salad!

One of my coworkers does the boob hold AT WORK and we're so used to it, that no one cares, but you just reminded me of it!

That's what my mom said when she had me!

Oh, I do something similar, talk to the tv in my most disapproving voice saying "oh my, yet another movie about a white boy, from the boy's point of view, and look, not a brown person or woman in sight."

Maybe you need a good trim, mine tends to get pretty rough looking and a dusting helps quite a bit.

I wish the greys made me look like Elsa! I'm in my 40s now and there's a smattering of greys sprouting up randomly, but the stripes are much more pronounced and I refuse to color them and make everything more fragile than it already is.

Dagnabbit! I suck at typing on this tablet! I meant "her face hasn't changed a bit." She's lovely!

good gravy, she was adorable then and is still gorgeous and hasn't changed habit, has she?

Let me preface my comment by telling you that I'm not a hairdresser but from your description of what you do to your hair, it sounds as though you are still subjecting it to more heat and chemicals than it can handle and that's why it remains very frizzy and doesn't work for you.

I'll be right there with you, hollylujah, because I have two stripes of grey coming in over my temples and the pieces stick out all sort of crazy. Being so thin/fine it makes me look like I'm bald there in pictures. Deeeeeeeeeeeelightful!

On second day hair, I use a Misto, one of those atomizer cans sold at Bed Bath & Beyond to spritz my hair without getting it sopping wet. You know the cans meant for olive oil in the kitchen.

We're in Florida! The fun part is that it was a group wedding in a botanical garden, so it was gorgeous and we were just one of dozens of same-sex couples. It was a perfect day. Thank you for the congrats. We are thrilled!

Hey everyone! My partner of 7 years and I were married today! My parents flew down to join us and it was a beautiful day. We're legal!

Agreed Chhezussaves! My method includes numbing spray and a pair of fine-tipped tweezers that have been disinfected. Spray the offensive Emilia and TEAR OFF!

One evening my parents and I were walking in Manhattan when we passed by 3 people peering into a shoe store window. We stopped to look too, and saw a very skinny blonde woman surrounded by boxes and boxes of shoes and two solicitous salesmen. My parents told me it was Farrah Fawcett and kept walking. I kept looking…

Nope, nope, nope. Hate the bubble skirt.