It was a different time; There were people (long passed) in our family who got married during the Depression at 13 so they could move to a neighbor’s land for sharecropping. The idea of marriage being solely for love is kind of a new one...And even now we know people get married to continue the family line, build…

And when she is, it’s usually just a straight character. It’s been a while since she’s had a chance to be funny.

I LOVE Sasheer Zamata, and she’s barely on.

True. Can’t say I blame him. He knows what awaits him sans SNL. Random movies with him wearing a dress.

They are going to have to physically force Kenan off of the show, because dude has nothing else going for him, and he knows it!

ATTENTION TEACHERS AND STUDENTS!

They’re two of the better players on SNL. Taran is like the male Kate McKinnon to me.

Pete is around because he’s still cheap due to not being on the show very long. They’re strategically weeding out cast members who they see as “costing more than they’re worth” and probably just dumping all that money into Kate’s bank account praying to God she stays on.

Only a fool fucks with Phelps when he’s in compete mode.

And fuck all this nonsense about him partying when he’s not swimming. That man has spent more time honing himself into the perfect swimmer than any of us have spent doing anything (including jerking off). He ought to have a life permit to party the fuck down…

Darth Wader

There is so much of this directed at new moms and really moms of kids under about 5. Those working moms are just selfish people who want new cars, vacations, and material things. The good moms sacrifice and live like it’s 1952, or maybe 1852 if you’re really awesome at like making your own flour and living off the…

I wish I could star this more than once. Americans have no idea how their own country makes other countries treat U.S. citizens.

I pulled you out. :)

Also, when did participating in society become a selfish luxury? So you’re supposed to come home from your job and sit in the dark eating gruel because if you want cable or to eat out on your birthday you’re an ogre?

People in the US always ask me about taxes also (Spanish state) and it’s like uhm, we get health care for our taxes and don’t have to pay insurance premiums on top of what is really a pretty regressive tax that hurts low-medium earners more than it should, so it works out. Also: real sick leave if you need it, and…

Long-term expat, now French. Depp and Depardieu are waaaaaay out of our tax bracket! Wealthy celebrities are well-known for ditching France for lower tax countries like Monaco and Switzerland, but then, plenty of wealthy Germans do the same.

I don’t know about France, but when I was in Sweden (just on vacation), lots of Swedes pointed out to me that regular ole middle class folks pay significantly less in income tax than we do. My guess is France is similar. Also, do you not pay taxes if you are not a citizen? That doesn’t seem right. We certainly expect…

Your coworker is an out of touch asshat. People call the police if you let your kid go outside for 8+ hours a day without checking in, you would have your children taken away from you. You can’t leave your kids for five minutes alone in a public space without some “concerned” person intervening or calling the police.

I was discussing the hassle of signing my two elementary school-aged kids for summer camps (it is a hassle because many of the camps are only part time, or won’t take both of my kids because of the age difference, etc.), and my co-worker was like, “what’s with all these fancy camps these days. when i was a kid we went…

Childcare!? In my day they just dropped you off at the bootstrap factory where you work your way up from the bottom. Coddling these children will not turn them into to the sociopathic corporate elites this country needs.