Trump’s ONE consistent position has been his anti-free-trade stance. Pence is firmly pro-TPP. Trump has been selling his ability to “protect” gays and how much gays love him. Pence signed the most sweeping anti-gay law in the country and then couldn’t figure out how to “fix it” (and within the space of 1 day said the…

This is some hitchhikers guide to the galaxy level sass.

I would fully support Franken, but I think he might present to people who aren’t really aware that he is a fucking amazing senator as a TV actor/comedian. I think some Clinton/Warren action is preferrable because when I ask myself who I think is the second-most qualified person to be president after Hillary, I think…

I love Franken and Warren but we need to keep these two smart voices in the Senate, where they can do just as much if not more.

Franken also has the benefit of being a long time supporter of the Clintons too. Not that the VP has to be a former supporter, but the Clintons definitely favor allies over foes.

Ughhhh no no no no no! What is it with Republicans and quitters these days?

The blatant sexism is awful....

...meanwhile, that UKIP shitbag quitter Nigel Farage (by the motorway) will be attending the GOP shitfest next week

I’ve been saying that for months, plus sexist as it may be Hillary has a likability problem and Al Franken is one of the most likeable people on the planet AND Minnesota has a dem governor to appoint his replacement unlike Mass

I think a two-woman ticket would alienate a lot of American voters, unfortunately, and Clinton’s team knows that. It sucks but it’s true - look at the rampant sexism lobbied Clinton’s way already.

I adore Warren, but we need a mean. Smart, hilarious and vicious motherfucker as Hillary’s VP. Booker is a fucking criminal fraud, so I suggest Al Franken. Seriously. The man talks circles around Republican idiots.

We all love Sen. Warren, it is true. Now -

My Mother is a physio in an old folks home. She says the residents could put a university dormitory to shame. They’ve had many STD outbreaks. Last time a 24 year old nurse drew the short straw and had to give them all “the talk.” Just because you can’t get pregnant anymore and we have a cure for syphilis doesn’t mean…

So you’re saying there’s hope, even for me, in a few more decades?

God help me, getting old doesn't scare me half as much as the prospect of reliving high school drama at 90.

my stepfather’s dad was always asking us to bring the dogs to visit him... not because he cared about the pups but because they were “chick magnets.” Seriously, before he went into the home, he was like “dog, go away!” (he never used names... my mom was That Woman, I was The Girl, my brother The Boy... and I’m not…

This seems like as good a reason as any to try and stay healthy. After all, if I outlive my wife, it won’t be cheating.

I have a friend who works at an assisted living and she told me that STDs and UTIs run rampant and that Viagra use is common. And the male to female ration makes for a lot of romantic rivalries for the men’s affection.

It may be different in other places, but I like how this can also address a larger issue about agency - people in nursing homes are still people and still capable of making decisions about their own life. I hope they’re also giving out condoms and safe sex talks!

The problem is that when the police talk to African-Americans, the conversation tends to include phrases like “GET ON THE GROUND! NOW!” and “HE’S GOT A GUN!” and “IT’S GIULIANI TIME!”