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Of course, to her phone, it just looked like this.

Lavender town bgm.

This is the most baffling thing about NRA members. Their membership is nothing more than a donation to for-profit companies to help make it easier for those companies rip them off.

Since BLACKS

“It’s is important for the NRA not to comment while the investigation is ongoing.”

That’s a terrible return investment for lame-ass shade.

There isn’t a message in that ad - there is a massage.

There isn’t a message in that ad - there is a massage.

He just wants to sit back and relax while massaging his neck.

He just wants to sit back and relax while massaging his neck.

Nope, just a massage.

Nope, just a massage.

Or listen to the young woman’s mother. It wasn’t like she was traveling alone!

yes, when I see the caliber of my local TSA agents, my homeland security fears are assuaged.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

A scientist? Gasp! That’s a man’s job. Report to the kitchen immediately.

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

Yes, also known as “americans.”

Agreed. We’re the real heroes.

“Mom saw that I was getting extra time with Dad so I could go play golf and have a great time, so now I can't play golf!"

It’s not uncommon. During my (very nasty and multiple year) divorce, my wife had her lawyer at every hearing, I did my research and only called mine in a few times. She ran out of money, and ended up conceding on almost everything I was asking for. Cost her more than 20k, I spent less than a quarter of that.

Don’t worry the wife will blame the husband for it.

I don’t see the big deal. Everyone should want to save America’s pastime. I believe this lady, who holds baseball in a special place in her heart. Why convolute this issue with facts, numbers, faces, or reality? Support our troops.