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In the immortal words of Hannah Montana, “everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows wha-what I’m talkin bout, everybody gets that way! NOBODY’S PERFECT!” ::somersaults out of comments section::

I don't know how this happened but one time my parents and I accidently got behind the last car in a gay pride parade. We didn't even realize we were in the parade until we saw the drag queens on the street and the one riding in front of us. We did the only thing we could do and started smiling and waving.

Mark, I love you buddy but there is only one bubblegum princess and no doubt she would not be pleased to be compared to a pop starlet.

the real heroes are internet commenters who are always here to remind us how much everyone sucks

If someone pees in public they must register as a sex offender. If someone beats up their partner, the police doesn't give a damn, until there's one or more dead bodies. Why not make them register somewhere, too?

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

I've been holding on to this gif for a long time, not sure where I could put it. Now I know. I'll just leave this right here.

Like special dog, whilst moving.

Literally, the only thing I would want to wear in this whole show is this gilded feather cape...thingie.

If you are a not a police officer, I thought the generally accepted rule was to not pull a gun unless you intend to use it. The fact that it's opposite for police officers is pretty striking. It's a gun, not a security blanket.

I'm pretty sure this would work on me at 34. YES to cheese, sir. YES to robots.

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf

Feminist gif party!