“let us all take the moment to reevaluate the men in our lives whose terrible, crusty-ass decision-making is dulling our beautiful, beautiful shine and sanity.”

Yeah, that was us, but I actually missed it! The person with the flag was marching right in front of the Alien Sex Club and I was too busy figuring out what the Alien Sex Club was.

At London Pride, the American flag led off the whole parade as I wept red, white, and blue tears while feeling something approaching patriotism for the first time in my life.

Ok here’s the thing with that, though: she is a petite woman. She is small, and apparently, to a lot of people, putting “sexy” clothes on her makes her look like a little girl trying to be sexy. But she’s not. She’s a grown woman who is allowed to dress that way and shouldn’t be deigned “gross” just because some…

In 6th and 7th grade, we had computer class, and the computer teacher had a reputation as a creep. He’d stand behind girls’ chairs while they worked almost constantly, and it got to the point where guys in class would call him over to ask a dumb question if he’d been camped behind any girl for too long. I developed…

When I first read the title, I thought it meant Isis, like the Egyptian goddess, and I thought, "Hey! That's a pretty cool theme actually, why are they calling it horrifying?" I figured it out.

So, my senior year of high school, my guy friend had a massive crush on me. He was also the ex-boyfriend of my best friend, and consistently went to her for advice on how to woo me. The problem was that I liked someone else, and that wasn't exactly a secret. He knew. Best friend even told him on multiple occasions…

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