These guys always try to race me. Do they not realize that I have more than 3x their horsepower?

+1. Ask me how I know: I’ve got one. Can’t break the damn thing though so I can get a WRX.

Fortunately for us, Tesla has figured out how to make an electric car that does not plug into a wall. ಠ_ಠ

Today is chock full of COTD.

Counterpoint: Root for the Blue Jays.

He might be willing to let it slide if you can buy it for the price of a brand new Chevy Spark.

Tavarish...I am sorry.

COTD

Penske, hands down. They’ve won races and championships in virtually all disciplines they’ve competed in, and they’ve competed in most of them.

That whole story seriously needs to be a movie.

Both of those are great, the second is classic. Great exercise in reading between the lines.

Read The Best Damn Garage in Town. It has a lot of these stories in it.

Officials at Daytona took the tank out to inspect it, so he fired the car up and drove it to his Daytona beach shop. Using just the fuel left in the line. Classic

Smokey Yunick could have an entire top ten list to himself.

We should have a “Top 10 Smokey Yunick cheats”... He was a master of what the rule book didn’t say!

Both genius, but only the first one would be technically cheating.

PLEASE

It is not shocking to see this type of business practice. It seems to spring up from time to time, then prices rebound back to even keel. These companies seem to strut around, thinking they are above the law until they get jounced back to reality. The fine seems pretty stiff but you know what they say, those are the…