was gonna say Orlov'd...ya beat me to it.

RECALLAPOCALYPSE.

A Lee Iacocca biopic.

I was driving up a tight and winding canyon road, it was 5 AM and I was enjoying hearing the sound of a twin cam square steel block I4 bouncing off the walls as I shifted the weight back onto my rear wheels to let the Torsen push me around the next bend; I wasn't late but I was hurrying. Coming down off the crest of…

Quite a delayed reaction from Mason. On par for the course I suppose.

"Here's the secret to living in a log house: You got to love the color brown," Kevin said. "But you can hang a picture anywhere."

Pontiac Solstice defined parts bin specials.

This, because it looks like 5 different people all designed different parts of the car without ever talking to each other...

How much editorial control does F1 have over you? Like, if you called Bernie to the mat for sucking up to Vlad Putin, would you hear about it later?

I may have to buy the tackiest shirt presented here

Some even come pre-Orlove'd

This might be the funniest thing Ive read on Jalopnik

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT.

Just screamed in my office.

Hummer: When Ed Hardy, Axe, and Roofies just aren't enough to seal the deal.

JALOPNIK: "Drive [site traffic up by lazily reusing old reader engagements for "Another Go" and do so unapologetically and] Free[ly] or Die."

You poor soul. Reminds me of a party back when I was in high school. A girl and guy went out to guy's car to hook up. After they're done he leaves and she comes back to the party. She approached me and stated she wanted to make out and maybe more. I politely decline and walk away. Only a few minutes before this brief…

A girl shaving her legs at bank's drive thru.

Co-driving half the Rally America season helps ;)

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