lumpy44
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"Here's what happens when you put 192 sticks of dynamite in a chevrolet Celebrity."

I was camping at the lake during the summer and a pack rat decided to build a nest in the bottom of my fan shroud and probably had a pretty nice spot for a couple days until I started my truck and spread him all over the inside of the engine bay...

Exactly, the Rock used lay the People's Elbow on some Jamoke's candy ass.

No British Racing Green, i haz a sad.

My dad managed a mechanic shop in the next town over in our coal mine section of Canada. An old man had broke down with a trailer just outside of town and asked if he could get a tow into town.

I need to know more about the corded drill, the guy in the video skipped over it so quickly!

A vertical video and I didn't hear "Worldstar" once, keep this video for the records.

Bought a Vizio smart tv box for about 90 bucks and loved it for about a week until my Xbox got all the same apps I used on the Vizio box.

Sucks for Gio and the team. Also has to suck seeing some players traded away for picks but so goes the world of salary cap.

Ford Raptor. Did anyone really want something that looks like a trophy truck but with a pretty luxurious interior? not really....

"There is no finish line"

Automatic pilot button.

Ohhhh that is fine, I habour no resentment towards you my friend.

I'm Canadian too, sorry.

They also blew up a replica Canadian war ship similar to the SS Lightfoot pictured here.

Having the frunk up has to get in way, driver needs to be all....

Really a lot of it has to do with the size of the hockey market, in Toronto and Montreal players are scrutinized daily by a ton of media. Players in Florida might have 4 guys in the post game media scrum where a Toronto player might have 20. No one wants to have a bad game and then have the media call for their head,

Jalopnik reader Lumpy44 would also like a raise.

Hellcat, just take that motor and put it in everything you can. Sort of the same thing Hennesey does, just make awesome Frankenstein cars. Wrangler Hellcat, Pony Hellcat, Carolla Hellcat, 240 Wagon Hellcat...