Ha ha ha! Because prison rape is an acceptable and usually very humorous situation, you see? Perhaps when this hilarious judge is sentencing a pot offender he could crack wise about heroin abuse in prison, although that wouldn’t be as funny as it doesn’t involve penises in any significant way.

Tweet Beat is all beat tweets tonight. Not blaming The Messenger, just wondering how boring of a job it must have been if these are the gems.

I mean can she really say she has high standards after choosing to do this?

*Decides to not comment on SJP’s physical appearance in the original.*

It’s like Bravo knew that I was upset Ladies of London doesn’t have more seasons and wanted to give me something to ease the pain.

Probably because he’s the arch-typical sociopathic serial killer.

Gacy is too creepy (clowns? Eww). Dahmer is too demented (he only wanted to be loved and never left). Not enough people know about Fish or H.H. Holms. Gein didn’t kill enough people. BTK was rather boring. Chikatilo is the absolute monster, but because…

He was hot. And charming. Quite the ladies’ man.

Good luck unseeing the resemblance.

Is that a Joan Rivers puppet

yes, she sounds crazy

Yeah this girl seems like she is “The call is coming from inside the house” level scary.

dear this girl’s new boyfriend,

VICTIM BLAMING!!!!

girl

Someone pointed this out the other day and I wanted to share because it’s helpful: this person is an iteration of TomatoFace, ubertroll (recently SweetChelsea, among others) and you can tell because Debaro is a varietal of tomato. It’s their thing.

Creepy. Also she’s not a natural redhead. Sorry not sorry to rain on your discomfiting parade.

Women these days just can’t take a compliment!

Stop.digging.

No one cares about your stupid boner.

LOL Redheads have some of the creepiest stans, second only to Asians.