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I know we all hate MRA’s here. But it’s shit like this that is what they are mad about.

I thought the dude was the virgin?

yeah, what’s up with that? she looks like a completely different person in Hocus Pocus than in Sex and the City. Really now that i think about it everyone’s make-up game was on point in this movie.

wow McGee is Thackery Binx? that’s awesome

Gays

“George fragged my ass in the last book and there isn’t a reboot of The Wizard Of Oz casting for Munchkins anytime soon so I take what I can get”

Where he insulted liberal arts majors and psych majors over the weekend?

Should American descendants of slave-owners be forbidden from making comedy about the antebellum South?

not everyone is as enlightened as white people, and it’s white women’s burden to enlight the Asians and Blacks and Latinos about why their entire lifestyle is problematic and why they should adopt white women’s cultural norms. I remember places like Australia and Canada used to take brown children from their

People are born babies. They aren’t men or women. If you have ever seen a baby, you would see a human that is androgenous in the extreme.

Team Bible is clearly going to win because she got Kim on her team, especially Pregnant Kim, which is like Michael Jordan when he had the flu. But I am personally rooting for team Bush/Tush because Team Bible is way too overpowered of a team and i like the underdogs. (and the other 3 teams clearly didn’t give a shit

this just proves, people that were born men are better at everything, even being a woman. I mean she is better looking and in better shape than any of us fat slobs (and we are, as anyone that has seen the selfie threads on GT can see) and she had the disadvantage of not being born a woman. Really, this just proves

Don’t most old married couples poop with the doors open? I know when i was growing up we always left the doors open, because we were a very close family like that

well, do they deserve a Jaccuzzi? Shouldn’t they have to earn a Jaccuzzi, constructing it entirely out of bootstraps and homemade American flags and filling it to the brim with the sweat of their brows and the salty tears they shed doing hard and honest work?

but don’t most Natives have spirtual people in their family tree?

you are looking at it from a different view than the dude you replied to, to him, Hilary is doing the usual politican thing of lying and pandering and once in office will go back to her usual racist, homophobic views. You actually think a career politican like Hilary Clinton is ever sincere

It’s pretty funny now to think the Dead Kennedy’s made quite a few songs about how much they hated Jerry Brown. According to them Jerry Brown as president would have been like a hippie Nazi regime, even though a lot of his policies were like proto-Bernie Sanders shit.

i didn’t realize that until now, jesus, it’s almost like this entire 2016 election is the satirical version of the actual presidential election of 2016. We are currently living inside of a book that is a satire of what actually happened in 2016. That’s the only way you explain that awful campaign logo, Just Trump in

I feel the same way, which is why i plan on punching Bernie Sanders in the face one day