It makes me indescribably hopeless that she is reduced to shilling for Joe.  I mean, yeah we need to elect him but this is painful to watch.

1. I will stan Liz Warren until the day I die.

Palpatine Can’t Be A Sith Lord Because He Sent Two Jedi To Mediate A Peaceful Trade Settlement, Says The Palpatine Campaign.

The only good tweet.

Don’t rely on one person, if it they are a god. As Dr. Fauci (Brad Pitt) recently said:

The only thing I can add to this conversation is (besides the question of why the hell am I grey?!?! I made it to the majors and someone took away my sponsorship) this:

I especially love that he’s got six more years in office hahahaha so those constituents are livid that they’ve gotta put up with him for that long. I love it.

“If a president does something which he believes will help him get elected in the public interest, that cannot be the kind of quid pro quo that results in impeachment.”

RIP grumpycat. You shall live on forever.

Like it’s any contest:

I’m glad the Twitter feed you linked is picking up on something that I haven’t been able to unsee since it was pointed out to me.

I still don’t understand why the focus has been on casting aspersions on the whistleblower when it’s undisputed that:

He must be shielded from the populace at all times! Otherwise he'll hear and see how badly everyone hates him. He'll never set one hoof outside of his protected bubble.

I kind of a want a Movie Pass hat now. They probably jacked up the prices on eBay for them too.