Swiggity swooty.

This is Europe we’re talking about so “12,00 digital “selectors” is just “12 digital ‘selectors’”. That does not seem like that many.

Demon Sheep for President
USA AOK!

If that is the image you have. Good, because that is a far better image than what the person above is referring to. (No disrespect, but for the sake of his/her sanity)
For the sake of your mental health, keep that image. :D

Hey. HEY. I’ll have you know that my Naruto slash fanart is VERY important to me.

It all went wrong!

Everybody lives the small Stevie Wonders and hates the overcooked pepperoni that is the right one.

I think they were talking about a third...

That damn belly button is the biggest douche of them all. lol

I believe that’s their internal employee chat room. They’re probably talking about you.

NOTE THE WINKY SMILEY FACE, WHICH DENOTES JOKE

Being the same height, I feel your pain.

Hook, line and sinker...

And nothing of value was lost.

that worked faster than I expected

Wait isn’t that just homemade Zima?

Oh, I know mine’s safe. I set up a password. To make sure I don’t forget it, I used “password” and I only mention it on forums and blogs I know I can trust.

Just like I’m gonna do on spring break. Oh, yeah.