Weird. My Band reads through Tattoos.

I don’t see any reason, especially now that a cop WOULDN’T want to wear one. For the cover your ass aspects alone.

LOL, you are the angriest little racist on here the last few days. I enjoy watching you troll from post to post being all huffy about things.

Still no word on the location of The One Ring.

#MoneyShot

The naming convention isn’t really shocking for Edge if you consider:

Looks interesting. I’ll check back when they have something working on something other than an iPhone.

...I wasn’t aware that Pilots rely iPads...

Don’t worry, I won’t.

That there be the look of someone that just got Blue Shelled.

Took a chance on the MS Band. Pleasantly surprised.

I still kinda want to light a few (thousand) people on fire.

I just got a weird mental image of an Anime involving Slash ( the musician ).

Macs are generally safer than PC’s... in that you probably won’t find much valuable data on a Mac, so why hack it?

I don’t want to work at the company that fires you for starting off an email with “Hey”.

If you look closely you can see a fat Hobbit and a Sickly Hobbit seeking shelter on a large boulder.

...ok...

I used a bunch of Ground Clear on my land yesterday... does that make me bad at Earth Day.. ing?

#ChemTrails #TinFoil

That’s nice dear. I have no idea what a Veep is, but I’ll assume it’s some Tumblrina slang for something no one cares about.