I know what you mean, Stef. My neighbors are also throwing onions into chainsaws.

Soon be named Doug De Turo.

“Would you put your car up for rent on Turo?”

All I can say is thank god they got rid of that stupid paint scheme they ran for the past two-three years with the letters you couldn’t read unless you were in orbit.

Camry.

It’s a tech hipster. They want a nice car that isn’t what everyone else has, which is either a BMW or Mercedes.

Trump has had a lot of stupid ideas during this campaign, but attempting to market to younger folks is perhaps his worst idea yet.

Dammit. I don’t NEED a flashlight. Now I have to go buy one because freaking Anker makes it and their crap is so good (actually, it’s their customer service that is so good).

Dammit. I don’t NEED a flashlight. Now I have to go buy one because freaking Anker makes it and their crap is so…

This is loooooong overdue. The outgoing Compass/Patriot are godawful and barely even good enough for rental duty.

It seems to have merged the Renegades fun chunkiness with the handsome looks of the Grand Cherokee, I like it.

I demand “If found please return to Jalopnik”

I am curious, after something like this does Lexus tell you fuck right off when you ask for the next press car?

“Minor damage, doesn’t run, needs a tow. Probably a dead battery. Can make it run for around 500 bucks. I’ve spend 3000 dollars on it.”

-Crook Reseller


EDIT: There are also other 2 Porsches behind it in the pictures 1 and 2. Someone had a HORRIBLE day.

The Amish

Man, who shat in your coffee this morning?

Every single one of you who says they wouldn’t take any of these for free is either a liar or a massive sack of douche with a giant ego problem. A free car is a free car, and I can think of an entertaining use for every single car on this list.

Oh yea.

“The two rear-facing seats are probably not ideal for adults “ - Not with that attitude.

Nothing wrong with boring cars.